Mister Mista: Ozzie

The Ozzie Tee is a must for any kooky little monster you’re associated with.

About Ozzie: Ozzie is a mischievous creature with the eating habits of a goat. He once ate a donkey and cart but later burped out the live donkey.
A distant relative to the troll from ‘the three billy goats gruff’ Ozzie has been eating socks since the turn of the century. If you have an odd sock there’s every chance Ozzie ate the other one. Preferably unwashed.

Likes: Unrestricted walks on the beach & burping the alphabet.
Dislikes: Angry village folk & girly girls, tom boys are OK.
Quote: Sock it to me!

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